The Reluctant Housewife or Dorothy Parker Ate My Puppy

"When I got married, I said to my therapist, 'I want to do something creative.' He said, 'Why don't you have a baby?' I hope he's dead now." Joy Behar

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Numb Stomach & a plaster the size of a handkerchief

Just back from the hospital, where they put oestrogen & testosterone implants & zoladex under the skin of my abdomen. Despite the lidocaine, it hurt like hell. But, am feel gaunty & young & feeling shiny so it doesn't matter. There are three plasters over the wound, a little pyramid of gauze.