The Reluctant Housewife or Dorothy Parker Ate My Puppy

"When I got married, I said to my therapist, 'I want to do something creative.' He said, 'Why don't you have a baby?' I hope he's dead now." Joy Behar

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Gark. Have turned into Bridget Jones.

Cigarettes: 11

Blisters from kitten heels: 4

Headaches: 1

Unsuccessful job interviews for crap jobs: 3 this week

Level of disgust at hovel-like flat: 9/10

Need for a glass of wine: extreme

Fear that am an alcoholic: marginal

Friends who want to run off with me: 1

Kind, gentle unexciting husbands: 1

Level of frustration at life: 9.5/10

Dust on furniture: 1mm

Spiders inhabiting hovel-like flat: millions

Mice inhabiting hovel-like flat: unknown, but squeaks suggest many