The Reluctant Housewife or Dorothy Parker Ate My Puppy

"When I got married, I said to my therapist, 'I want to do something creative.' He said, 'Why don't you have a baby?' I hope he's dead now." Joy Behar

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Barbie's Dead

I found Fucked Up Barbie outside my front door this morning, slightly mauled, very dirty, utterly naked. What's happened to you Barbie? Did Ken have his wicked way then throw you out of a moving car? Did you lose your clothes in a game of poker and collapse in a drunken heap? Is your head turned in shame? Sigh.

Look at that hopeful, jaunty ponytail... Sorry you're in the gutter babs, but at least you're got good hair.