The Reluctant Housewife or Dorothy Parker Ate My Puppy

"When I got married, I said to my therapist, 'I want to do something creative.' He said, 'Why don't you have a baby?' I hope he's dead now." Joy Behar

Monday, August 15, 2005

Cruel Rejection - Sob

So far today:

Number of returned manuscripts from literary agents: 1

Scowls: At least 3

Breakfast: Healthy Yorkie (Pink Edition)

Crying fits: 1/2

Currently reading: The Little Lady Agency, Hester Browne

Approval of above author: Positively olive green with jealousy after only 7 pages.

And have only been awake 30 minutes. It's an emotional life.